LOOTING in MUSHIN ???
Following my post [Wet Mid —] I’ve received amazing comments which said,
the young people live in the MOMENT and LOOTING is ZEN.
It seemed this man has read a book about the Zen Buddhism and picked up few buzz words, and as he is
pretty tenacious —– he might be believing what he is understanding is the Zen or believing he
had understood the Zen !
Fortunately, I haven’t read the same book therefore I can’t tell whether the book was crap or his reading was.
( ZEN for DUMB written by a dumb ? for the dumb ? 😀 )
non
Often people mistook, just pick-up a buzz-word or two is [got it] even worse [understood].
Even more worse is, especially this kind of people tend to talk a lot 😀
( In my Uni’ there was a woman nicknamed “ Three fold BESHI “ who got a reputation of, when she read
one book, she talked about three times more amount —– a book inspired her and her creative interpretation
sky-rocketed —– only a trouble was her idea was utterly bull-sit 😀 )
non
Later, I gave another thought, —– in hypothesis, if the man was actually in the line of rioters, and
actually did looting —– then he realized, he has been completely absorbed in the situation, in the rapidly
changing chaotic situation, he just reacted moment to moment —– there couldn’t be a
time to give a thought, —– when he saw a gadget on a shelf = just grubbed and run.
—– then, he become aware ? ? ? Where am I ? Why this gadget is in my hand ? ? ?
Boila ! ! ! I got Zen, it was an act in Mushin.
Non
When he was arrested and sent to a Court, it could make a very interesting case. —– as far as I
know, it will create an unprecedented test case in the regal history.
If a man accused for a theft, but pleaded not guilty on the ground of diminished responsibility
since, he was acted in Mushin, and in the fundamentals of Buddhist’s belief, there is no Self,
therefore an allegedly accused / the man himself was not really in the crime scene = since
the body which has been captured in a CCTV is effectively empty or illusion.
( Don’t laugh 😀 —– this is quite a feasible scenario ! )
non
This case would give a nightmare as big as public disorder itself to the Judiciary.
As it is concerns to the fundamental belief of the Buddhism, it can not be denied or criticized, therefore
a civil-right organization such as Liberty ought to defend the case, as they did to Sikh and Moslem, otherwise
they will be accused of their discrimination against the Buddhists.
As long as he is not having any mental disorder, to throw the case out in this ground wouldn’t succeed.
There wouldn’t be any difficulty to have Expert Evidences from Zen Master, Martial-art Master, Sports man—–
as it compels them to testify that the teaching of Zen is not mumbo-jumbo = Mushin is a real phenomenon.
And, Prosecutor has to prove that the [Self] of accused was existing and the proclaimed [Mushin] is not exists.
( But how to prove it ? It is exactly the same problematic issue like whether the God exists )
—– It is the direct confrontation over the Buddhism. ( You see how tricky this case is 😀 )
non
Then, Council may address “My Load, if the prosecutor is right, it is the fundamental denial of the
Buddhist’s belief, but on the other hand if the court find that the Defendant is right, it is the seal of approval that
the Dharma exists and in the case of Buddhists, responsibility of the Self may not exists.
Hence, creating yet another loop-hole to escape Justice. This would bring the serious problem to the future of
the law and order and to whole Judiciary. Therefore only the remedy would be, an out of court settlement to
sort the difference out “
—– so, an awkward case will be swept under the carpet without leaving any precedence 😀
Ha ha ha 😀 😀
—
PS: I will explain What is real Buddhist’s Mushin on the next post.
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RIOT ! RIOT !
In south London, just next area of affluent Dulwich Village, there is [notorious] Peckham.
—– anyhow, I’m going there to find some kind of cheap fancy products, as there are 4 of the pounds
shops competing. With short hop down there, suddenly my journey was halted by a Police cordon.
What ? A, Ha ~~~~ so this is the aftermath of the Riot !
Non
I don’t have a taste of excitement to be an onlooker of violence or fire what so ever.
( In fact, in the 70th, I’ve seen the battle between Up-rise student and the Riot police or the battle between
the student sects, and took picture of it, so, I know how bloody and agly it is)
So, here, I settle with a rather [peaceful] afternoon landscape.
A shop right on the photo was said to have ransacked and a lingerie shop in the centre of photo was burnt down.
—– ? Why lingerie shop ? (May be a connection of gang group or lack of it ? Who knows )
non
In this country, the culprits and his (her) right has been perfectly protected, if not by the law, by the
so-called civil right organization who can invent any pretext to justify the acts —– in other words,
completely shielded from the consequences. Which effectively make the culprit untouchable
and the authority and the police became transparent or make them mere chaser in a Game.
Even if it was convicted, few weeks community works ?
Anyhow, rioter wouldn’t know the full brunt of the victim’s pain. If the person, culprit
wouldn’t feel the consequence, how the person knows the meaning of Karma.
Situation has been made even worse by the false environment of the Computer Game kind.
Not because of its violent contents, but
by the Player’s subconscious has been conditioned to live in the Virtual world.
Or, they got used to live in an imaginary = Virtual world.
Once the person lost the firm connection to the community or real society, this real world became
no different to the space in the Game. Find the target, avoid the enemies. [ACTION REQUIRED]
RIOT GAME in the real set-up must be much more exciting than in a small screen.
—– Trouble is, once they tasted the excitement, this Game may become even more popular.
Urban Warfare in the London town may become most played young kid’s game soon.
One of the SMS in the Black Berry Massage said to be ” Pure havoc. Free staff ” — how exiting ! (for them)
Unless the person was connected and feel the same pain, to see somebody else’s havoc must be exciting.
This is a trouble of a disintegrated / fragmented society which no longer hold the same Ethos.
non
Very funny irony is, as the Riot spread, even Rioter and their close friends became to the victims,
then working together to clean up the aftermath, sharing the pain —– even Rioters are discovering the
sense of the community which is similar to the situation, under the German Bomb, it’s created
close tie of the people. ( This tie is not virtual)
My only hope is, the Police doesn’t become THE ENEMY of the People, nor different ethnic groups armed
themselves as the Vigilante Force. ( —– England is in a tricky situation)
___/\___
non
Wet Mind and Dry Judgement
This year’s freak weather is not kind to the nature. Nor to the farmers who grow corn,
but in the same weather said have brought a bumper harvest to the strawberry growers.
The situation seems to be the same all over the world. Hence, it said to have brought big profit to the
commodity speculators who [rightly] speculated to have corn shortage and its price up.
Whether it is right or wrong, it is always the case, somebody’s misery is some other’s god opportunity.
This is the hard fact, as the weather is.
Then bring an argument to those situation is either emotional or in moral issue
—– both based on the Wet Mind.
Because of the dry weather, the plants on this patch of the land here couldn’t succeed.
In fact this year they failed twice. —– once the weeds grown to a feet high, then the dry spell on April
wiped them out. And after a short but pretty heavy wet weather, some plants shot up again —– then
they are all dead now. === is rather prosaic description of what happened here.
From this desiccated scene, may be I should create quite emotional, wet stories such as how I feel sad
while imagining a pleasure to see wild green, mentioning the glory of the sun and the joy which the nature
has been brought me over the years, and so on.
—– wet stories appeal to the readers, who is seeking sweet story
and a moment of consolation in the cyberspace.
non
Despite we are living in the environment of 90% Hard, Dry Facts, our mind seemed to have
90% of Wet Thinking / Wet Mind —– because we don’t see the Dry Fact in Dry —– We are seasoning it
with wet, slimy source, mostly to sweeten it. —– On top of it, before cooking and seasoning them, we are
conveniently selecting them to meet our taste. (Hence, sweet blog is more popular 🙂 )
Then, end of the day, we have to face Dry Fact and forced to give Dry Judgement — if the judgement
was not Dry enough, it will fail and Boomerang.
I know, Dry Food is hard to swallow, Dry Fact is hard to see though, anyhow it IS Dry —– to
see the world as it is, the first step to avoid to hit by a Boomerang = have a long-term peaceful life, in stead of
temporary comfort —– which need to have some practice. ( to begin with,
to know how sweet your taste, and the favourite source is 😀 )
___/\___
non
Clockwork DHARMA ?
I just found a good metaphor to explain [What is Dharma] !
It’s a huge gigantic machine ! (No, this is no a joke 😀 )
Gigantic, as its mechanism extend as far as to the end of universe.
And as it is working and ticking, it’s keep moving, hence, no same moment ever exists.
But this machine is invisible, except some end-device connected to its mechanism.
Its mean, all the visible existences are the part of this machine.
This machine exists since the start of the universe, long before human kind appeared on the earth.
Therefore, no written specification, operational manual in any language exists, yet still, some part of its
mechanism and the function has been observed and deciphered as a science and chemistry.
As it is a viable working machine, there is certain tendency and the rules of the way how it works,
though, as it is so gigantic and too complicated, it is beyond the capability of the human to know whole function.
—– except Buddha.
Non
While observing the phenomena and its occurrences, Buddha noticed that, this world is a kind of system
which is affecting and reacting to each other. ( This intertwined connection is the Karma )
He found it as the system of infinite size which contains ourselves as a part.
And as it is constantly adjusting and reacting, there can not be a single moment of stillness
—– nothing stays the same.
And as it is a system automatically working like a machine, it doesn’t have human like Ego or its own SELF
—– and the human is its part of mechanism, human has SELF neither.
And this system exists before human and not designed to serve for human, its operation is not necessary
for the benefit of human, therefore to live as a part of this system, occurrences are not centred for human
nor kind to human. —– Hence life is harsh.
—– with those contemplation, Buddha found the wisdom to deal with this system or to live as a
part of the system with minimum aggravation, hence in peace and the harmony.
And the teaching is —– to know how the mechanism of the system and the mechanism of ourself works.
Only the way to find the function and its internal rules of the unknown mechanism is —– to observe
and find it by oneself.—– (Finding it, is the Enlightenment)
As the system is working automatic, disregarding the human ego or emotion, to impose or try to understand it,
with human-like mind is pointless —– because the system itself has no such mind.
( You can’t deal with machine with your emotion — you have to do it like handling a machine 😀 )
As the system (include ourself) is operating without the mind, try to think or explaining it with words is
useless. It needs to observe its function and the results = deeds. Hence, talking, thinking has no place.
—– This is what the Dharma is.
non
You may not like this description 😀
Especially the western people got used to think the God as a personified figure, as it was imagined as a
super-human, though, no such things in the Universe.
Nor so-called great soul, like Brahman or Atman. ( Romanticized idea appeals to the emotion, but
romantic idea is far from the Truth )
The Dharma is the system much more like a huge machine.
That’s why it is operating dispassionately / in Mushin ( Mind of no-mind).
( Financial panic may caused by the fear of speculators which some Buddhist may say “It’s only in the mind”
though, resulting rise of interest will affect all others like a mechanical precision and the force)
In fact, human mind is always causing a destruction and a mayhem to the system.
—– that’s why the Buddhism says Mushin, Taoism says Woii —– do nothing intentionally = let the natural
mechanism to take its own course.
( I found this metaphor is the clearest explanation —– in words 😀 —— Convinced ? )
___/\___
non
What a situation, what BUDDHIST can do ?
Having more than 2,600 years history, Buddhism acquired very wide-spread of diversity and its facets.
From almost purely religious belief to the way to control one’s mind-set, on top of its local variations.
Like, Pure-land sect might be its extreme and the Zen is the other.
And the Tibetan Buddhism is one of the most uniquely evolved type in its land.
Some are adopted and fused with the fashion of popular belief then, such as the Tantrism.
Still all derived from the teachings of Buddha. Which is,
how peacefully live the life of impermanent life.
[ Don’t worry regardless how the situation in THIS life is dire, there is a heaven waiting for you.]
—– is a typical religious approach, such as the Pure-land sect.
[ See only the subject which IS on front of you ( its mean, Don’t be deflected by a matter which is
irrelevant )] —– is the Zen approach.
Non
Most of the Buddhist’s site says [Be grateful to have a joy of the life and have a peaceful life ] —– how sweet !
Yet seeing too many disturbing news, too gloomy aspects of the social, political, economical situations, and
seeing loads of destructive reports ( such as in a website < Extinction. Protocol > —– which is giving
an impression [ the world is end tomorrow ] ) —– how can I keep my peace ?
Non
Facing the devastation of the world such as happened in Japan [could we still stay calm ? ]
As a Zen Buddhist, I might have made an explanation “ As a Buddhist, I gave some donation to Japanese
Disaster Fund etc, which I thought my duty, though further than that, I can’t do much as it is too far away”
—– but, wasn’t it, bought small peace of mind, then buried the head in the sand with convenient excuse ?
And making excuse “ What I can do is, transmit nice stories to make a reader to feel a joy of the life —– and
put photos of flowers and blue sky “ ( though, i’m not necessary doing this 🙂 )
Other Buddhists might have thought “ This is what the Samsara meant, this is what the life is, so, I need
to chant the Mantra more ( to go to heaven) “
—– but in reality, the situations are not such benign, nor Buddhist’s thought is simple.
Non
There could be some thoughts, from quite meta-physical view such as, we human being is facing an
awful repercussion, as we have been odd with the Dharma too long ( so-called Punishment ) to
much talked about break down of ecosystem / global natural balance, devastation of environment
—– driven by the man’s greed (Capitalism) —-> hence we are having so many freak weather, climate
change and its chain reaction etc. etc, the list of implication is endless.
———- then, what can we do, and should do as a Buddhist ?
In fact, when I faced this question on the time of Japanese disaster, I was deeply affected, or simply
depressed. —– what AM I doing here. just reading the news ?
Just an ordinary man who went there with bare hand and shifted the mud, would have done much more
good to help the situation. Or, should I keep stay calm, as if nothing happened in the world, while stop
reading the news —– and making nice lemon tea ?
Was that a kind of peace what a Buddhist should enjoy ?
Nothing other than on front of me, exists in the world ? ? ? Other than that, are all irrelevant to
the one’s life and they are the delusions ?
non
Where is the realm of one’s life — while everything are inter-connected to each other.
The air I have inhaled now could contain an oxygen atom which has been exhaled by a man in the other side
of the world a month ago, or from a plant leaf of Amazon jungle.
What actuary Dharma affecting one’s life ?
—– Or, was that only manifested as a flow of the occurrences ?
The answer seems to be, there is no fixed answer to what is right or wrong as a notion,
such as [go to disaster area and help clearing the mud] or [stay here]. They are just man’s Thinking.
As, there was no way to go there and I happened to stay here and worried about the situation
—– happened as it was, it was right = the natural flow of the Dharma. ( if it was wrong, I shall
pick up the consequence soon or later = if it’s comes, it comes ) ( In this extent, Buddhists are passive
= unless we were attacked, we don’t fight, we don’t attack —– ? ? ? Does it mean, to research defence against
tsunami is wrong ? No, the danger is already there, and soon or later it will come = preparation is a defence.
non
While after the Atomic Bomb, the ground of Hiroshima and Nagasaki started to have regrowth of
the plants, flora and fauna, and the People started to rebuilt the houses.
People couldn’t wait 25 years like Chernobyl. (Incredible though, it’s just a historical fact )
People lived there might have shorter life and some baby might have died prematurely —– still, we haven’t
found any mutant man, or super cockroach from Hiroshima or Nagasaki —– simply defective GENE has been
died and disappeared —– and survived are just lived on as normal existence.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki are the same bustling Cities like all another Cities in Japan now, other
than their horrendous memories. —– Life continues and the cities and towns in Japan will be recovered with
wiser adaptations in their building design.
Living far away from Japan, I’ve shed a tear or two with the emotions of powerlessness.
—– that was my deed, this is what happened. That’s it. Not my word or thinking but only the fact count.
( Regardless, what ever the theory, planning, talking, we don’t know what actually happen —— and when
it happened, we have to follow and find the measure —– only the reality, the fact and the deed count. )
There wouldn’t be any escape and in the same time, no use to dream any hypothetical
possibility or have an illusion to be a Superman. ( Unless you were born to be a Superman 😀 )
Yes, this is what the Dharma is. We have no way else but accept and follow.
___/\___
( PS : By the way, I like Bob Geldof —– He was a young man with passion as a young man is, but
don’t like Bono —– he is just a bully, who found a mechanism to satisfy his ego)
—
Aaaaaa~~~~~ !
It’s just a simple experiment. Try, say Aaaaaaa~~~~~ !
Starting low voice. Aaaaaaa~~~~~~ !
And somewhere in the middle. Aaaaaaa~~~~~~ !
Then in highest pitch. Aaaaaaa~~~~~~ !
Non
It’s a same Aaaa though, in its low tone it’s sound like you are shouting fed-up or expressing disgust.
In the middle, it is somewhat responding to others or communicating that you agree or you got it.
But when it sound in very high tone, it became your cry, not necessary to others, but
to yourself.
When it sound very low-frequency you must be noticed, your bottom of lung, stomach resonates.
And in high tone, it resonates to your base of the skull where your Limbic system of the
brain is situated, and the Hypo-campus, Old cortex immediately above.
Non
Whether, because when we cry we cry in hi-pitch tone (tension in the body squeeze even the throat and
the voice box, then the voice become hi-tone —-> then we were conditioned to the situation,
or more inherent program in the primitive brain system ? (genetically programmed) —-> we cry hi-tone,
—– we may not know which came first.
Still, when those primitive part of the brain resonates, we feel the chill in our spine too. —-> we feel Awe.
(I’ve wrote about this, in a post [Spiritual Sound] too)
non
When we saw a danger, we feel Fear. Feel the same but not know why or which is the cause, we feel Awe.
Hence the sound which resonates the old part of brain / limbic system, Hypo-campus
where the emotion were created, —– yet don’t know where or why it’s coming, we feel Awe.
And this induced Awe is the basis of our spirituality.
With highly trained ( highly conditioned with many on-the-spot experiences / raw experience exposes
one’s perception, hence directly connected to the emotion.
Study deals with intelligence but Conditioning involves the emotion / emotion mean, it’s induces
physiological chemical effect / hormone, brain transmitter etc ) highly studied brain can associate
intellectual information to the experience which carry emotion —-> hence pure intellectual notion can
also be associated with Awe / Spirituality.
non
It’s a bad tendency, when people talk about spirituality, they pretend to be higher than others and noble
though, everybody having the spirituality —– the resonance to receive unknown message.
To interpret it to a known category or what so ever kind is related to what the person already know.
Non
So, this is the most unlikely sample of the spiritual sound 😀
I’ve listened a live performance of this, once at the Saint Martin in the Field church and at many
churches in Germany, still this one is [impressive enough for me to shed a tear] .
Unlike acoustic sound, synthesized sound having exactly the same frequency in each tone, often even
the same wave form, hence it creates unnatural resonance, even worse, resonating with
the speaker-system in a lap-top —– some time it’s irritating to the ears. ( Don’t ask too much)
A German guy commented to this “as a German, we never attempt to do, though I like this”
it’s showed how great the original music of the Bach.
( Its abstractic sound structure can withstand any instrument or the style of play.)
( In comparison, a sound like in the Beethoven’s Pastoral, birds songs has to be played by a Piccolo
—— Romantic School Music are sound effect in a Cartoon comics, hence likely sound is the matter.)
—– while walking on the street, once I was stricken by a distant sound of this music.
Despite there was a lot of street noise or rather distorted faint sound —— quality or settings were not
the matter at all —— what there beyond the sound, was enough for me to feel a chill on my back.
The firm faith, Awe to unknown is what Spirituality mean.
___/\___
—
Chinese DESIGN
As a humble man who is wearing £6.99 shoes from Lidl shop ( in this instance, forget about a bit expensive
camera lens etc 😀 ) my only shopping pleasure is (as I don’t buy other than regular essential staff) to
find something funny products (always from China) in a pound-shop.
As a matter of fact, most of the case I don’t use them as it was expected to do —— I disassemble and use the
material or components for another purpose.
In the same time I can see the way how they designed and manufactured the product —– in
extremely cheap way ! I use a word [ Amazing ] for such products —– Amazing in certain extent, for
their pretty innovative, creative, lateral-thinking !
( Remember, Chinese was the people who invented Gun-powder, Paper, Magnetic Compass, etc. and
able to establish the viable system of Herbal-medicine, not mention the Acupuncture. )
non
In the development of human civilization, there has been numerous [ Amazing ] invention, some of them
might have come through by accident though, some are beyond the imagination, such as the way how
acupuncture was invented ! —– once after the phenomenon was noticed, there was no limit to
experiment for this point and that, and thousands of years of accumulated observation = here the each point
were established, —– For a Royal Doctor, hundreds of prisoners or poor patients must be his disposable, no
shortage of guinea-pig. Hence, thousands of systematic experiments, research could have done in ease,
untill the exact point or portion of herb and the mixed combinations were defined and established.
( I guess, millions must have died in agony when the experiment went wrong —– and this tradition is
seemingly continuing in China even today, the prisoners in death low are executed to meet the schedule of
organ transplant for the hospital and corrupt officials to make money )
But what about the very first moment to notice “ there is a certain connection between the
symptom and accidentally pieced needle “ —– ! ! ! [Amazing observation ! ]
( It might be evolved from the [Shiatsu massage] / Press the point strongly as a part of martial art —– then
“stronger the better” so that, burn a Moxa on the same point, and came to the idea “How about piercing” )
non
In comparison, I don’t think there was not much length needed to invent Gun powder as
a Taoist Doctor was an Alchemist too. ( Herbalists use all sorts of material such as even Mercury or
Arsenic etc ( the fancier the ingredient the more profitable, — such as Tiger-bone, Rhino-horn — which
carry the price of £60,000 /Kg and Sea-horse, etc) ) —– there could be a mixture of Carbon and Nitrate
made soon or later. Then put them in a bamboo pipe, it would easily make a Rocket 🙂
And as Chinese is making dried sea-weed using bamboo mat ( like Nori on Sushi ) there couldn’t be
much distance to discover the technic of Paper making.
Non
So, there seems to be a key ingredient in Chinese mind-set, —– acute keen eyes to observe,
and the millions of try and error, some are pretty inventive approach —– on the end
it would be succeeded. (But, a question is, why they couldn’t find [ Periodic Table] kind ? )
Ten years ago, Chinese products were just cheaply made crap though, these days some are nicely made
( even shiny iPhone, iPad are all made in there, anyhow there is no difficulty as most of the components
come from Japan ) they are getting the skill to make a copy and make it looks nicer — after all, the screen
of iPhone, iPad were all made by Sharp Japan, what else they need ? 😀
non
An interesting small item I found in a pound shop was an engraver to scrape a name on what ever the
surface material. ( When I saw it, I wondered how the drill tip and the small motor-shaft was connected
—– it can be useful somewhere —– purposely made shaft coupler is much more expensive )
When I opened, I discovered the most minimalistic, ultimately simplified structure !
I think, the photo can show you everything. Just one twisted wire is functioning as a spring to pressurize
and holding the batteries while connecting it to the motor.
Still it works ! —– no frill but enough for ordinary use ! —– That’s why it was £1.
To see such drastic simplification made my jaw drop. This is almost a revolution.
While maintaining its function, still able to cut the cost to such bare minimum, this way of thinking is
noting but amazing.
—– M m m, ? ? ? But in the same time, it made my spine chill. This kind of mind-set, very very
innovative cunning thinking, disregards any convention but “as long as (apparently) it works = it’s OK”
might be behind even their rapid construction of Hi-speed Train or the Cooking Oil recovered from the
sewerage —– that’s was the way how it made somebody horrendously rich.
And now their Hi-speed Train was plagued by the accident, killing many people. ( but, because of their internal
rule, the number of fatality of any accident is always 35 max, otherwise the local official will be sucked
—– therefore if the number of dead exceeds = the bodies disappear and classified as missing —– ? ? ?
but, where those 3~400 missing bodies has gone ?, it’s middle of nowhere ).
Non
To liberates the way of thinking, but in the same time, strain the mind to stay within the
morality, stay away from greed, is on the very thin blue line.
Where their thousand years proud tradition of Taoism, Confucianism, Buddhism has gone ?
—– Wasn’t that, their sublimated Ethos ? ? ? ——- or Mammon-ism is much stronger ?
The trouble seems to be —– they got only two choice, either connected to the Communist Party’s power
and get rich, otherwise stay poor and killed ( or even worse, suppressed and disappear).
And root of this trouble is, they have been in the [Artificial] society too long. —— Ideology
is artificial, and a policy of such as [one baby] policy was utterly artificial ( because of this,
they are facing the crisis of having twice as many old retired population than young working generation).
When facing the deadly choice of life or death = Mammon-ism is only the mean to survive. Is it ?
———– I really wonder, how long a society totally against the Dharma able to go on ?
—
PS: If anybody is wondering about the situation in China, especially around their Hi-Speed Train,
—– Please search and find the articles about [劉志軍] and [丁書苗] in [経済観察報]or 香港 [明報] .
—
Shit JOKE
While talking about jokes, my friend suggested me to see the site,
[ If shit happens ] —– Aha ! Its here. ( You may Google them 🙂 )
I’ve heard some of them before, but didn’t know such comprehensive collection ( a lot of it )
has been circulating among the people. 😀
Basically the say is more or less the same between here and there though, one of the listings are
having pretty comprehensive collection, therefore the one which may noteworthy was :
[ Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List ] —– thejaywalker.co
To quote some from there ; —
- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
- Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
- Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
- Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
- Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
- Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
- Creationism: God made all shit.
- Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
- Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
- Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
- Darwinism: This shit was once food.
- Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
- Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
- Feminism: Men are shit.
- Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
- Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
- Idolism: Let’s bronze this shit.
- Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
- Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
- Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
- Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
- Atheism: What shit?
- Atheism #2: I can’t believe this shit!
**********
I don’t know how many people contributed to each Joke and when its became a crèche.
Obviously they were said by the westerner as the list has more of the Christian sect, in comparison
to such as Buddhism, Moslem or even Judaism. ( Buddhism might have more than 50 sects and
Sunni and Shiite Moslem seemed to be quite different, and from moderate to ultra-orthodox, the
Judaism sects might not having the same view —– When it came to the Matter of Shit 😀
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They are the caricature based on the stereotype —– though, don’t be serious its a joke.
Yet still, to make a caricature funny, it need to have certain resemblance —– That’s why its Joke
makes people realize “ M, m, m, its true 😀 “ —– so, I would say, “ Well said !”
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Something related to this blog is, there are two entry of the Buddhism.
Buddhism general and the Zen Buddhism. —– m, m, m, interesting.
But, the one quoted What is the sound of shit happening? seemed to be a caricature of KOAN,
it’s mean Rinzai Zen sect. ( Soto-Zen doesn’t use the words )
—– If I were there to answer this Koan, I would say
“ It deafening the nose “ 😀
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Order in Disorder (2)
Before the Buddhism evolved into Mahayana, the followers try to understand the existences in each
definition, in order, such as described in the Abidharma Kosa, and tried to fix the rules, so that,
in effect, made the person into the orderly ideal TYPE.
Then, the Buddhists realized that there is no such things like an orderly type nor
orderly existences —– no order is the order.
Like the nature, even a Hurricane or a Tsunami are also a part of the Dharma, not mention a Death.
Try to impose an ideal TYPE or the imagined ORDER and branding anything else are evil, is
the human invention, and such thinking is nothing but the delusion.
In contrast to [see the Dharma as it is ], — [try to impose the idea over the Dharma ] is
the fundamental difference between Mahayana and Hinayana.
Accept the Dharma as it is, accept the human as human not an ideal TYPE, was
the starting point of the Mahayana Buddhism.
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From his earliest period, Buddha’s teachings consists of the Four Noble Truth, in which
Buddha defined that the Life is suffering, getting ill and getting old then to die —– far from any
ideal TYPE of the life. —– but this was what Buddha did find.
And it took 500 years for the followers to realize what it’s really meant.
Still, if the situation of the life is confined only to this,
Buddha wouldn’t have taught his enlightened wisdom of —– how to deal with
this apparently hopeless situation.
The Buddha’s answer was, against this disorderly situation (Samsara), to live the life
in Mushin (which can be acquired through the practice) would open the way to live without
fear or negative thought, and away from any negative effect of ego and the delusion.
—– therefore lead to the peaceful Nirvana.
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Only the rules what Buddha found was the Rule of the Karma though, as he also explained the
constantly changing nature of the Dharma (which include ourself), this Rule still having unknowable
hence, no-order again.
Yet still, strangely you might think, this uncertainty still retains the overall direction of the Karma.
(Which is the direction of the Dharma) —– situation constantly changes, occurrences seemed random,
still we pick up what the one should pick up = on the end the one goes to certain direction.
Only the matter is, to pick up right one. —– To do this, its need to have clear eyes
and absolutely calmed, exposed sensory. —– here, the Buddhist’s practice comes in.
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To the absolutely opened eyes and the mind of no-mind = Mushin, even a minute sign of
something happening will be seen. And as the mind is open, usually an out of scope kind
of irrelevant matter (which can be crucial to one’s life) may also be seen.
Stereotype, self-imposed casting always limiting one’s perception and cause wrong thinking.
But, creative, progressive idea and the direction is over this barrier —– why you find this ? why you ?
is the indication of [ because you were assigned to do this] —– this is what the direction mean.
To the outsider, the nature / the Dharma looks No-Order though, to the open mind = Mushin, it looks no
problem —– since he could see the direction and be in contended as in the right direction. He stays calm.
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– – – “ Oh, C’mon, can’t you see, the World is disintegrating”
“Yes I can see, its true. But because of that, somebody has been assigned to work hard and dealing with it.
So, if he asks your help. Help him. If not, don’t interfere him, or worrying about it yourself.
If the Dharma in deed had the intention for the World to sink,
the Dharma didn’t assign him to solve the problem”
Put faith on the Dharma. 🙂
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PS : It may look nicer to shout against the Nuclear Power or multi-national Capitalists etc. while pretending
to be a conscience of Planet Earth though, I don’t think it is not necessary a typical Buddhist’s attitude,
unless the one was born to be a campaigner. Because, the Buddhism is not stand on the mouth but practice.
Before open the mouth, better stop wasting energy, electricity etc, stop buying bottled water, fizzy drink,
give up the car etc etc. Those practices may be in your hand but, —– ? ? ? how many people in the world
can stop the Nuke ? —– the drive to change the policy of some country to give up Nuke was not by the
campaign, but by an accident in Japan which costed hundreds of billions of money. Money speaks louder.
In emotion, everybody feel ” What a hell, Japanese government is doing (or not doing !)” though, it need to
think what an emotional shout can affect the actual policy there —– yet, on the Election, they vote to the
well-known TV characters or comedian —– ? ? ? (What’s going on there)
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Anyhow, no-one’s conscience or emotion would give a halt to earthquake or tsunami 😀
(To the Planet Earth, it was a small wobble to release a tension (so, it was a rational adjustment. Not a
disorderly passion ) though, for us, minute human being, it was a devastating quake) we are utterly powerless.)
—– but this is what the nature / Dharma is.
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Order in Disorder (1)
Reflecting back my own life, I myself often amazed, or even bemused,
how I’ve been coming through chancy life. I wouldn’t say I was anything casual or irresponsible,
because if there was anything due, I did my bargain in my best. But beside this, I put even more effort for
something else which is not necessary I was expected to do. —– but in the hind sight, I’m wondering
whether it was my choice or just happened to be there, and I just picked it up ?
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When I was small, my interest was the Nature, insect or plant kind. But it was not my choice.
Soon after the war ended, Tokyo was a burnt down city, not much other than a wild field to go around and
no sports facility or game kind there. (My hobby of electronics was definitely my choice. And to get the
components, I needed to take a journey to Akihabara where ex-Korean war junk was sold — and those
mechanical-electronical components such as variable condenser, vacuum bulb’s intricate, futuristic
structure fascinated me ! )
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For me to turn my eyes to human life and its psyche was happened when one of the (bad) boy in the
secondary school incited me to read a book of the notorious suicidal novelist, Osamu Dazai.
(so, I became bad boy too —– and became a rebel )
And to start to go to mountain other than for chasing the insects was, simply the class teacher organized an
out of school activity club and I joined it. (Since I was familiar with walking on the hill or in the woods)
And this activity continued while getting heavier and heavier even to winter rock climbing level. (Its mean,
I did this, one of the physically, mentally hardest training from 12 years to 27 years, up to 1/3rd of the year
in the mountain)
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For me to take the subject of Industrial Sociology in my Uni’ was also a sheer coincidence.
A Professor of Industrial Sociology asked me to help his project, and I got involved deeper, that’s all.
But I personally learned from him, how to observe and analyse the man and its society.
(Visualize somebody’s life and give an insight “If I were the man in there, how do I feel
and behave”—– this approach gave me great insight, and the way to see the human life
—– instead of imposing the view or criteria of observation, not to take superficial
observation of one’s behaviour, but to see the situation from the person’s psyche and his
stance, was the crucial attitude I learned from him)
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And while in my Uni’ I spent most of the time (well, while I was not in the mountain) in the Herbalium in
the Science dept’ despite I was studying sociology. This Makino Herbalium is one of the largest in Japan
having millions of botanical specimen and I was working there, taking photo of plant or making specimen.
It was my part-time work to pay for the Uni’ and to go to mountain or skiing.
While there, I was asked to join 3 expeditions to help botanists as a botanical photographer and an expert of
jungle walking 🙂 —– in fact for those reason I remained in my Uni’ altogether 7 years.
(with annoyance of the administrator, who shouted me “Are you still here ?” 😀 )
———- but I might have made a mistake to become a photographer 😀
( But if I were not a photographer, I didn’t come and to live here —– it was a necessary
element in the course of my life —– like a Butterfly Effect / minute change may cause
the drastic difference in the end result —– therefore, there is no regret )
( To deal with close-up photography, it is necessary to improvise or even specially design the equipments.
Working in a part of the Science Dept’, I could access the engineering machine in the Technology Dept’ and
having the knowledges of electronics lead me to design even special camera. It happened, as it happened.
—– was that natural consequence or just a lucky coincidence —– it’s a good question 🙂 )
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Then I left Japan. And while staying in England as a photojournalist, suddenly the awkward court case was
started which I had no choice. I had to deal with the case as a Litigant in Person while learning English Law
overnight —– and I was forced to give up photographic business. Court case really consume time though,
in the other hand, if next hearing is months away —- suddenly, too much time but nothing to do.
So that, I got plenty time for reading and thinking —– about Zen. Then, suddenly “ Alas,
now I know, all through my life, I was given the hardest training to become a Zen monk”.
I’ve learned Nature. Then my scope was expanded to human existence while dealing with sociology and
working in the mountain as a voluntary keeper, seeing the people in their edge of the life. Hence, farther
into the spiritual fundamental aspects of humanity.
(but didn’t learn how to deal with funeral , so, don’t ask me to conduct a funeral 😀 )
(Since, the Court case was caused by a woman’s explotitation of my immigration status, I was quarified to decrear
” Woman is the cause of nothing but the trouble” hence I quit to deal with woman. Literally became a monk 😀 )
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Looks utterly chancy life ––— though, on the end, it converged into one direction.
And yet another coincidence, I happen to start this Zen blogging.
Before I left Japan, I was told by my mother who was a psychic, and while she was reading my palm line
“Since you got mission, you wouldn’t be fallen before your task was accomplished. Therefore I wouldn’t
worrying about you at all” —– I don’t know the reason why I don’t get ill (I still have no registered Doctor
while staying in this country 35 years), or in the mountain, I had falls on the rock 3 times though never
injured. And I’ve broken 3 skis but never broken any bone 😀
—– It’s hard to tell, whether all of those are just the sheer coincidences, and I was just lucky
—– or something else ? —– there seems to be no order or rational connection, everything
were just occurred, yet still, in the hind sight, there was a certain direction.
( If A hasn’t been there, encountering B wouldn’t be happened, then at the B, conveniently C
happened —– and so on, and lead to Z on the end = this is the life. )
—?— is this the hidden order ? —– Or the Dharma’s intention ?
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( To be continued to the next post 🙂 )
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